Sunday, October 25, 2009

men think they are smarter than women. ????

Three women and three  men are traveling by train to the football game.
At the station, the  three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women buy just one  ticket.

'How are the three of  you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one
of the  men.

'Watch and learn,'  answers one of the women.

They  all board the train.  The three men take their respective  seats but
all three women cram  into a toilet together and close the door.

Shortly after the train  has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets.   He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket,  please.'
The door opens just a  crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it  and moves on.

The  men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the
game, they decide to do  the same thing on the return trip and save some
money.

When they get to the  station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but
see, to  their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!!

'How are you going to  travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed man.

'Watch and learn,'  answer the women.

When  they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and
the three women cram  into a toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train  is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and
walks over to the toilet  in which the men are hiding.  She knocks on their
door and says, 'Ticket  please.'

I'm still trying to  figure out why men think they are smarter than women.