"Next Life"

In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then, you wake up in an Old people's home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and
then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your
first day.
You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are
ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.
Then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like
conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger
quarters every day and then, voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!
I rest my case.