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*Top ten most bizarre and genuine traveling customer complaints
according to Thomas Cook in the UK, some holiday makers are just never
satisfied.

Here are the top ten most bizarre and genuine customer complaints
received by the firm in recent years:

1. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every
Restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all.

2. The beach was too sandy.

3. I bought a snorkel and swimming mask for my six-year-old son, but
he was too upset to use them as the fish frightened him.

4. It rained on my birthday.

5. Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined
As my husband spent all day looking at other women.

6. I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store
does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.

7. It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I
often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be
banned.

8. We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a Street
Trader, only to find out they were fake.

9. None of the hotel staff was English, and the tea didn't taste the
same as at home.

10. I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort.
It was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day,.