BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at
the bar and orders a drink.
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a
corner table.
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,
looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and
says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I
saw her in the hallway buck naked.
Man, she is one fine looking woman!"
The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker
and would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
"I got it on with your grandma and she
is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies are starting to get
really mad but the biker still says nothing .
The drunk leans on the table one more time and
says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your
grandma liked it!"
At this point the biker stands up, takes the
drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes
and says.
"Grandpa,....... Go home, you're drunk !"