Notices in English for Tourists in Gujarat, India
In an Ahmedabad Hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to
do such thing is please not to read this notice.
In a Surat hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret
that you will be unbearable.
In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat :
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should
enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor.
Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Baroda hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Jamnagar :
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9
and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Ahmedabad hotel near Gujarat College
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
In a Anand laundry:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a heritage hotel at Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch :
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In the office of a Ahmedabad gynecologist:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In a Bharuch hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.