You got a pony tail..............

There were two gay guys living together. One of them lacked chest hair
and it seemed to become a real problem for him. So one day he decided
to visit the
doctor to see why he had no chest hair and if there was anything he
could do about it.

Well, the doctor said there was nothing wrong with the guy and the
only thing he could do to try and stimulate hair growth was to smear
Vaseline all over his chest, daily.

The guy was elated. He went home and immediately smeared his chest
with Vaseline.

When his partner came home and jumped into bed with him, he felt the
Vaseline and asked, "What in the hell are you doing?"

"The doctor said if I put Vaseline on my chest, I might be able to
grow some hair"

"You idiot," said his partner, "Think about it..... if that were true,
you'd have a pony tail coming out of your ass by now!!!!!"