A sad story of a Lion.

In a poor zoo of Sri Lanka , a lion was frustrated as he was offered
not more than 1 kg of meat a day.

The lion thought its prayers were at last answered when a U.S. zoo
manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the
lion to a U.S. zoo.

The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central a/c
environment, some piped music to feel a little romantic, a goat or two
each day, some great tasting antelope and a U.S. green card also! Wow!
he said!! - WOW, WOW, he said.. again and again.

On its first day after arrival, the lion was 'paw printed' and offered
a big bag - sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it
quickly but was shocked to see that it contained only a few bananas.

Then the lion thought.. that they cared too much for him - as they
worried about his stomach, since he had recently shifted in from far
away Sri Lanka.

The next day the same thing happened!

On the third day again, the same food bag of bananas was delivered!!!

The lion was so furious that he stopped the delivery boy and blasted
him, 'Don't you know that I am the lion ... the 'King of the
Jungle'... what's wrong with your Management???

What nonsense is this?

Why are you delivering me bananas ?'

The delivery boy politely said,

'Sir, I know you are the King of the Jungle - but did you know that
you have been brought here on a monkey's visa!!!

"Now you'd better eat your bananas".