Old men may walk slow BUT think F A S T

An elderly man in Riverside, California had owned a large property for
several years.
He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango
and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also
had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it
over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared
the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'

Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.!!!!!!!