Irish joke

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of
a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely
until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore
off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was
all about,.'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when
Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the
opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful
squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately,
there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the
huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some
really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering
call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!' With a gleam in his eye and
a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as
he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper
read...............

NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!