A FEW QUICK JOKES on TUESDAY

Management Training.

A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management
training program.
The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make
decisions and take
Action on those decisions.

"For instance," he said, "if you had five frogs on a log and three of
them decided to jump, how many frogs would you have left on the log?"

The answers from the group were unanimous,
"Two."

"Wrong," replied the speaker. "There would still be five, because
there is a difference between deciding to jump and jumping."

QUOTES FOR TODAY:

"When you take a risk and step out of the norm, you run the risk and
sometimes fail.
But, you only fail if you give up."
--J. Peterman

"Happiness consists not in having much, but in being content with little."
--Unknown

"It's easier to share our cynicism with strangers than our dreams with friends."
--Dana Meadows