Thursday, July 17, 2008

A Short Collection of Very Clean Humour.

1. What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?


The letter W.

2. What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin
whitish liquid?


Coconut.


3. What's about 6 inches long, has a vein running down it, and women
love to get their
hands on?

A $100 bill.

4. What goes in hard and solid then comes out soft and sticky?

Bubblegum.


5. What is long, hard and round and sticks so far out a man's pajamas
that you can
hang a hat on it?

His head.


6. What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog
does on three legs?

Shake hands.


7. What is it that a woman has two and a cow has four?

Legs.


8. What assists an erection, often has big balls hanging from It, and
is also called a big swinger?

A crane.


9. What do you stick poles inside of, tie down to get it up. And also
gets wet before you do?

A tent.


10. When I go in I cause pain.
I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
I can fill your hole.

A dentist.