BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE..........

There was a man who lost one of his arms
in an accident. He became very depressed because he
had loved to play Golf and do lots of things that
took two arms.
One day in his despair, he decided to
commit suicide. He got on an elevator and went to
the top of a building to jump off. He was standing
on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping
along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He
looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any
arms at all.
He started thinking, what am I doing up
here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good
arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms
skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going
on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man
with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him
because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly
and useless and was going to kill himself. He
thanked him again for saving his life and he knew he
could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and
whistling and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, 'Why are you so happy anyway?'

He said, 'I'm NOT happy . My balls itch !!