You no tell..I no tell...

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years, and had 3kids. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting offthe lights.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middleof a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She lookeddown...and saw her husband was holding a device...a vibrator...soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She goes completely ballistic."You impotent b******," she screamed at him,"How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explainyourself!"The husband looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says:"I'll explain the toy....... if you explain the kids."