Last Explanation - Good One
The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful,
sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful and disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you
do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating
creep."
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed she
was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten
for three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll gain more weight! When I served them to her, the poor young
thing, practically inhaled them.
Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe. While she was
showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes, so I
threw them away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that you no longer wear because they're too tight on you, I also gave her
the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
won't wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you
bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw
your co-worker wearing the same pair.
After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she Turned
around and with tears of gratitude streaming down her cheeks, she asked
me....
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........ "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"
sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful and disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you
do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving
this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least
listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating
creep."
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so
defenceless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed she
was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten
for three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're
afraid you'll gain more weight! When I served them to her, the poor young
thing, practically inhaled them.
Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to bathe. While she was
showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes, so I
threw them away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans
that you no longer wear because they're too tight on you, I also gave her
the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because I
don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you
won't wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you
bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw
your co-worker wearing the same pair.
After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she Turned
around and with tears of gratitude streaming down her cheeks, she asked
me....
scroll down ....
a little further .....
wait for it .....
........ "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"
