Fwd: sore balls and all

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately
clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to
the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and
immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me
to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I
could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,"
she told him.

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious
agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together at his groin. At her persistence,
however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to
the side, loosened his pants and put her hands
inside. She administered tender and artful
massage for several long moments and asked,
"How does that feel"?

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still
hurts like hell!"