Girls Night Out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married!..

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my
husband that I would be home by midnight , "I promise!" Well, the hours
passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m. , a bit
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9
times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos ( MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
" Midnight ". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh. shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."