10 Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in (image placeholder)America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.