UDURAWANA THE GREATEST!!
Nobel prize
Uduravana's friend is driving down the Kandy road, when he spots
Uduravana standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the
car over to the side of the road and notices that Udurawana is just
standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Uduravana's friend gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Udurawana
and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
Udurawana replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks his
friend, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people
who are out standing in their field."
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Jurassic Park
Once Uduravana went to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he was covering in his seat. So his friend asks him "What
is this Uduravana? Are you afraid of the cinema?"
Uduravana replies "I am an intelligent man, I know it is a movie,
but does that animal know?"
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Uduravana's friend is driving down the Kandy road, when he spots
Uduravana standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the
car over to the side of the road and notices that Udurawana is just
standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
Uduravana's friend gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Udurawana
and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"
Udurawana replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks his
friend, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people
who are out standing in their field."
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Jurassic Park
Once Uduravana went to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he was covering in his seat. So his friend asks him "What
is this Uduravana? Are you afraid of the cinema?"
Uduravana replies "I am an intelligent man, I know it is a movie,
but does that animal know?"
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Mileage problem
Uduravana had an old car which had run for over a 1,00,000
kilometres. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a good price
because of its excess mileage. He approached a friend of his and
asked for help. He gave him an address in Colombo and asked
him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the meter
so that it shows only
30,000 kilometres. Uduravana thanked him and left for Colombo.
For a few days, his friend didn't see Uduravana. He assumed that
Uduravana would have sold the car. A few weeks later, Uduravana
came to see his friend in the same car. His friend was surprised
and asked - "W hat happened? Why have you not sold your car
yet?" Uduravana replied - "Why should I? It has run for only 30,000
kilometres."
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Uduravana had an old car which had run for over a 1,00,000
kilometres. He wanted to sell it, but was not getting a good price
because of its excess mileage. He approached a friend of his and
asked for help. He gave him an address in Colombo and asked
him to visit a mechanic there. The mechanic would adjust the meter
so that it shows only
30,000 kilometres. Uduravana thanked him and left for Colombo.
For a few days, his friend didn't see Uduravana. He assumed that
Uduravana would have sold the car. A few weeks later, Uduravana
came to see his friend in the same car. His friend was surprised
and asked - "W hat happened? Why have you not sold your car
yet?" Uduravana replied - "Why should I? It has run for only 30,000
kilometres."
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Twins
Once, in a village in Kandy, there lived two identical brothers. They
looked very much alike in every respect and the villagers often
had trouble distinguishing between them. Unfortunately, one of them
died.
Uduravana, our hero, decided to visit the grief-stricken family
and console them. Now, there was a problem. Uduravana was not sure
which of the brothers had died. Our ever-resourceful hero solved the
problem ingeniously. He walked up to the surviving sibling and asked
amidst tears
"Is it you who is dead or is it your Brother ?"
