SOUTH ASIAN GAMES Bonanza!

Come and enjoy the 10th South Asian Games (SAG) in Colombo, 2006.

Take part in exciting sporting activities like -
Dodging the suicide bombers;
Harassing innocent civilians;
Scaring the tourists; and
Try the exciting Colombo Treasure Hunt - of finding the road that hasn't been closed!

Other exciting new games introduced this year -
Tug 'o war (not with rope but with Mahinda's Red Shawl) plus 'Pass the blame' instead of pillow.

Enjoy Sports - Sri Lanka style!

And if you're not fit enough to be the sporting type, just take a Peace March with the Anti-War Front for some good exercise ..

Pass this email to 10 people and you may well be the selected recepient of a Parcel Bomb wrapped in Red & Saffron.

Added BONUS - The N.I.B. is tracking every copy of this email you forward, to give a hundred of the new currency notes being printed by the Central Bank each day for each forward!)