The perfect husband.......
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in he room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much? WOMAN: "$60,000" MAN: "OK, but for that t price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ! ... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." M AN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"