Blood circulation
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to makethe matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, asyou know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position theblood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."