XX - The Blonde & The Arab

One day the traveling dildo salesman
visited a new town and went about plying his wares to all
the wives who were home.

He went to the first house and showed the first wife all of his
wares. She thought for a
little bit, trying to decide between the medium-sized pink one, and
the large black one. Eventually, she bought the large black one.

He went to the second house, and showed his dildos to the second
wife. She too, bought the
large black dildo.

He went to the third and fourth houses, and all happened as before.

He went to the fifth house, and showed all of his wares to the
fifth wife, a stunning
blonde. She didn't think a moment before saying,
"I'll take the huge silver one." The salesman
looked slightly confused for a second, but went ahead and
charged her double what he normally charged for the large
black one.

When he got home that evening his wife asked him how his day had
gone. He replied it had gone well. "How many dildos did you sell?" she
asked.

"Well," he said, "I sold four of the large black ones..... .......and my
thermos."

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The Arab

An Arab gentleman is drinking a mocktail in a Dubai bar when he gets
a call on his cell
phone.He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders
around of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his
wife has delivered a baby boy weighing 22
pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 22 pounds, but
the Arab just
shrugs.

Congratulations showered on him from all around, and many
exclamations of 'WOW!'... One
woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, 'Say
you're the father of
the baby that weighed 22 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been taking bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So
how much does he weigh
now?

The proud Arab father answers, '17 pounds.' The bartender is
puzzled, concerned,
and a little suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 22
pounds the day he was
born!'

The father takes a slow swig from his long-neck virgin mocktail, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, and proudly says, 'Had him circumcised'......