Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Tongue Twisters.

1. If you understand, say "understand". ]

If you don't understand, say " don't understand".

But if you understand and say "don't understand".

How do I understand that you understand? Understand!
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2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish
the witch wishes,

I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
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3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
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4 ..A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see.

And all he could  see was sea, sea, sea.
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5 .. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
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6 ..If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch
which watch?
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7 ..I thought a thought.

But the thought I thought wasn't the thought

I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been  the thought I thought, I
wouldn't have thought so much.
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8 ..Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans.

Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, can a fellow
tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside.

Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside.

Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going
outside or coming inside.

Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr
Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.
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10..SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE ,

BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS,

ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES
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11.. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his
inside outside his inside inn.

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12..If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors
the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring
doctors?

Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor.

Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way
or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the
doctor's way"
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13..We surely shall see the sun shine shortly.

Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether
the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the
weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not.

Watch Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold.

Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
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14..Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely .
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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue said the fly "Oh what should we do?"

Said the flea "Let us fly."

Said the fly"Let us flee."

So they flew through a flaw in the flue
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16..If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be
twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.
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17.. Mr. See owned a saw.

And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.

Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See,  which made Soar sore..

Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw
would not have sawed

Soar's seesaw.

So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

But, it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw .....