The Mouse at the Lion's Wedding
A lion was getting married....
at his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion
"All the best my brother.... goodluck....."
Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married
is his brother another lion grabs the mouse in anger and asks:
"Who the hell do you think you are?
How can a lion be your brother you are just a mouse"
The Mouse replies:
"Maybe you aren't married yet, but I too was a Lion before marriage"