Say It Isn't So!!!

You can always tell if a man is henpecked because...

He wears the pants in the house - under his apron.

He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.

His wife doesn't have to raise the roof;
All she has to do is raise an eyebrow.

He always has the last word - he says,
"I apologize".

The last big decision she let him make was whether
To wash or to dry.

He was a dude before marriage -
Now he is subdued.

He married her for her looks,
But not the kind he's getting now.

She even complains about the noise he makes,
When he is fixing his own breakfast.

He goes to a woman dentist -
it's a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.

Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bended knees.
She dares him to come out from under the bed.