Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Has this happened to you yet?

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to fart.  The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my
farts with the beat.

After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my
pint and noticed that  everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.