Thursday, July 23, 2009

Grand Pa's Advise - always listen

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed!

"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so
you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howzabout you leava me your
Rolex watch instead?"

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business.....you
gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a
couple a bambinos"

"Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with
another man. Whadda you gonna do then....... pointa to your Rolex and
say "Times up"?