No Speak English.

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real
problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation,
clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her
butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how
to say it, so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave
her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a
way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you

thinking?

Her husband speaks English!