Mothers advice...

Mothers advice to be passed on to her daughters... -

* Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

* What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

* If they can put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them
all up there.

* Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

* Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

* Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.

* Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.

* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

* Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.

* Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

* If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

* The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even
in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

* If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque-books.

* Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.