Friday, July 17, 2009

X - Test

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he
can tell if his bride is a virgin.

The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a
can of blue paint and a shovel.'

The man was astonished and asked, 'So what do I do with these?'

The doc replied, 'Before the wedding night, you paint your one ball
red and the other ball blue, and if she says,
'That's the strangest pair of balls I ever saw", you hit her head with
the shovel.'