XX -Be careful when you say something to your wife :-) You don't know how

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we
could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the tit and said,"You know if you firmed these up we could ge rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the dick. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.