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A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her

that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:

Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD

After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.

Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.

Moral: BE SPECIFIC



Do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.

Answer: On their MARRIAGE.