A to Zee ...

A is for Ahamadinejad, Iranian crank

B is for Borat,[actor] all the way to the bank

C is for Cheney, HE'S GOT A GUN!

D is for Decider, George Bush says he's one

E is for the Environment, which Al Gore will save

F is for Fidel, with one foot in the grave

G is for Gels, forbidden in flight

H is for Hezbollah, looking for a fight

I is for Income Trust, [tax issue] some people got mad

J is for Jyllands Posten, [Danish cartoonist] it almost started a Jihad

K is for Kim, and the nuke that he tested

L is for Litvinenko, and the food he ingested

M is for Mel, who rants about Jews

N is for 'N' word, [nigger] Kramer [actor] blew a fuse

O is for Obama, for whom people voted

P is for Planet, Pluto was demoted

Q is for Quit, Zaccardelli [Police Chief] retired

R is for Rumsfeld, who finally got fired

S is for Stephane, new Liberal leader

T is for Tour de France, was Landis a cheater?

U is for UN, Kofi reflected

V is for Victory, Harper [Canadian PM] was elected

W is for War, in Iraq, it's quite murky

X is for XVI, Pope Benedict, in Turkey

Y is for YouTube, [ www.YouTube.com] worth lots of bread

Z is for Zidane, using his head.

---- from National Post (Canadian) newspaper, 31 Dec. 06