Aah to be a Blonde ..

A Man walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side.

   He puts the alligator up on the bar.

                               He turns to the astonished patrons.

                               "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this

                                    alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.

                               Then the gator will close his

                               Mouth for one minute.

                               "Then he'll open his mouth

                               And I'll remove my unit unscathed.

                               In return for witnessing this

                               Spectacle,

                               Each of you will buy me a drink."

 

                               The crowd murmured their approval.

                               The man stood up on the bar,

                               Dropped his trousers,

                               And placed his Johnson and related parts in

                                    the alligator's open mouth.

 

                               The gator closed his mouth

                               As the crowd gasped.

                               After a minute,

                               The man grabbed a beer

                               bottle and smacked the

                               Alligator hard on the top of

                               its head. The gator opened his mouth

                               And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

 

                              The crowd cheered,

                               And the first of his free

                                                                                               Drinks were delivered.

 

The man stood up again and made another

                                    offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

                                    A hush fell over the crowd. After awhile, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

 

                              A Blonde woman timidly

                              Spoke up..........

                             "I'll try it -

                               Just don't hit me so hard