an oldie with a new twist...

Geography of a Woman:

Between the ages of 18 - 21
A woman is like Australia. She is half discovered, half
wild, and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.
AND NO ONE BOTHERS THAT HER ANCESTORS WERE CONVICTS!

Between the ages of 21 - 30
A woman is like America. Completely discovered, very well
developed, and open to trade - especially with countries with cash or
cars.

AND DOESNT GIVE A SH*T ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING!

Between the ages of 30 - 35
A woman is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of
its own beauty.

AND WANTING TO NUKE HER NEIGHBOR!

Between the ages of 35 - 40
A woman is like France. She may have been half destroyed
during the war, but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

AND SHE AINT ROOTING FOR HEAD SCARVES EITHER!

Between the ages of 40 - 50
A woman is like Yugoslavia. She lost the war and is haunted
by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

THANK GOD THE EU WILL MARRY HER!

Between the ages of 50 - 60
A woman is like Canada. Very wide, very quiet, and the
borders are practically unpatrolled - but the frigid climate keeps
people away.

NO DOUBT SHE IS LOVED SO MUCH BY REFUGEES FROM EVERYWHERE...!

Between the ages of 60 - 70
A woman is like England. With a glorious and all-
conquering heritage, but alas no future.

EXCEPT THAT SHE IS GETTING SCREWED BY THE EU

After 70
A woman becomes like Iraq or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it
is, but no one wants to go there.

EXCEPT G. W. BUSH AND TONY BLAIR!


The Geography of a Man:

Between the ages of 15 - 70
A man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

AND ENJOYING IT ALL THE WAY TO THE FUNERAL PARLOR!