I QUIT
"I QUIT"
Fifteen days ago,
I read that smoking can kill you.
The next day I stopped smoking.
Twelve days ago,
I read that too much
red meat can kill you.
The next day I stopped
eating red meat.
Eight days ago,
I read that drinking can kill you.
The next day I stopped drinking.
Yesterday, I read that sex can kill you.
This morning I stopped reading!!!