Trust

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband... for
example... A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her
bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She
reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she
can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she
enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. "Hi Darling", he
says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our
bedroom. Did you say 'hello'?""