Free Sex with Fill-Up

 A gas station owner in Mississippi  was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that  read,
"Free Sex with  Fill-Up."

Soon a local  redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.  If he guessed
correctly he would get his
free sex.

The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor  said,"You were close! The
number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."

  A week later, the same redneck, along  with his brother, Bubba,
pulled in for another fill-up.

Again he asked for his free sex.

 The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to  guess
the correct  number.

The redneck guessed  2 this time. The  proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3.

You were close, but NO free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his brother,
"I think that game  is RIGGED, and he  doesn't really give away
FREE Sex."

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged.
My WIFE Thelma won twice  last week"