Friday, February 17, 2012

Have a laugh!

If my body was a car, I would definitely be trading it in for a newer model
I've got bumps, dents, scratches & my paint job is splattered with
varicose veins
My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was
My head cloth is now grey. My gearbox is just about seized up
It takes me hours to reach maximum speed. I overheat for no reason
But worst of all is every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my
radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires..!