Laugh it out

Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking
How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip?"

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Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife :-
Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don't discuss
ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do
this for 1 yr & he will be ok.

On the way home..

Husband :- wat did the doc say ?
Wife :- .No chance for u to survive

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Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise
Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:

"Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen."

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