XX- Adult Puns!

In a Biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose
levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their
journey.
A female freshman raised her hand and asked,
"If I understand you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of
glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"
"That's correct", responded the professor, going onto to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, she asked,
"Then, why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.
The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly
what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her
books without a word and walked out of the class, never to return.
However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight-faced he answered her question.
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on
the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good
day!"

"Did you see in the paper yesterday about the little boy who was born
without any eye lids?"
"Gosh, no."
"They had to circumcise him, and they used the skin for new eye lids."
"Wow." "Yeah, everything turned out okay, except he is a little cock-eyed.
But, "the doctor continued "think of the foresight he'll have."

I don't need cyber-sex.
Windows goes down on me all the time!

Two Viagra pills walk into a bar and sit next to two Marijuana plants.
The marijuana plants are lamenting about being illegal.
The Viagra pills scoff at them.
One Marijuana plant turns to the Viagra pills and asks,
"Don't you think we should be legal?"
"No," said the Viagra pills, "We are hard on drugs."