The Priest and the Rabbi

A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both
cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of the clerics is
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar
and says, "So you're a

priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but
we are unhurt. God must

have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in
peace the rest of our

days."

The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."

The rabbi continues, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car
is completely demolished but this bottle of Kedem wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees,
takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.

The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it
back to the priest. The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police.