THE BUTTOCKS...

          A married couple was in a terrible accident where the

          man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the

          husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body

          because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate

          some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body

          that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come

          from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they

          would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they

         requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After

         all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was

         completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.

         He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his

         friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful

         beauty!  One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was

         overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,

         I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.

             How can I possibly repay you???'

                 'My darling,' she replied,

          'I get all the thanks I need.. every time I see your mother

               kiss you on the cheek !!!'......