Murphy's Rules of Sex

~ Never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

~ Abstain from wine, women, and song mostly song.

~ Never argue with a women when she's tired -- or rested.

~ A woman never forgets the men she could have had
A man, the women he couldn't.

~ It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

~ Don't say no,
Say maybe,
Say any old thing say come back in the
Spring but don't say no.

~ A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

~ Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.

~ Beauty is skin deep ugly goes right to the bone.

~ Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation the other eight are
unimportant.