Wednesday, March 31, 2010

republicans and strippers

Ten Republican National Committee Excuses (about spending money at a
LA strip club specialising in sado-masochism or SM )

10. "We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?"
9. "Thought 'SM' door was Sen. McCain's office"
8. "It wasn't a sex club, just a regular club where grown men tickle
each other"
7. "Scott Brown raved about the place"
6. "The Sheraton's meeting rooms were already booked"
5. "I'm sorry, Ricky Martin is gay?"
4. "Abraham Lincoln routinely spent $2,000 a night in sex clubs"
3. "We're fat, dumb, rich guys, nuff said?"
2. "If we can't spend donor money at a sex club, the terrorists have won"
1. "Research for pending legislation 'No Stripper Left Behind'"


The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson

      ● During a fundraising trip to California, some young
Republicans took the Republican Party credit card to a club in
Hollywood that has nude dancers doing bondage shows. Usually when
Republicans find themselves in dark rooms with whips and chains, it's
in Dick Cheney's basement.

      ● It must be very embarrassing for the people involved. I'm sure
the strippers didn't want anyone to know they were hanging out with
politicians.

      ● At least it was the young Republicans that did this. Could you
imagine Bob Dole and John McCain walking in there?

      ● Republican donors aren't happy about this. It's not fair that
rich Republicans spend huge amounts of money at sex clubs and poor
Republicans have to go to airport bathrooms.