old Nun

Sent in by a good Catholic with a sense of humor.

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site
noticed the coarse language of

the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their
ways.  She decided she would

take her lunch, sit with the workers and talk with them.  She put her
sandwich in a brown bag and walked

over to the spot where the men were eating.  She walked up to the
group and with a big smile asked,

"Do you men know Jesus Christ?"  They shook their heads, shrugged and
looked at each other dumb founded.  One of the workers looked up into
the steelwork and yelled, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"  One
of the steelworkers asked why.  The worker yelled, "His wife is here
with his lunch."