XXXXX - Very Naughty Short Messages...

Vulgar language but humorous.

Not for Prudes

* If necessity is the mother of invention,
then… Frustration is the father of masturbation!

* What is the definition of a healthy virgin?
One who has never been Bed RIDDEN !

* Define contraceptive pill?
It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid
pregnancy.

* What do politicians & porn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!

* Same Sex Marriage: What's the big deal in same sex marriages?
I've been married to the same woman for 25 years and had the same old
sex all that time.

* Tension: When wife is pregnant!
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both are pregnant!
Tragedy: When YOU are not responsible for both!