Pope & Tiger Wood

Rather sacrilegious but still funny..

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an
administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to
Heaven.  The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk
in Hell, and after checking the paperwork admits that there is an
error. "However", the clerk explains, "it would be 24 hours before it
can be rectified".

 Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

 On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and
they stop to have a chat.  "Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the
Pope. "No problem" replied Tiger Woods.

 Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"

 Tiger: "Why is that?"

 Pope: "All my life I have
 wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

 Tiger: "You're a day late."