Three Nuns
First nun: Do you know what I found when I was putting order to the
Father's office the other day? A bunch of porn magazines!
The second and third nun gasp.
Third nun: So, what did you do?
First nun: I burned them of course!
Second nun: Well, you don't know the worst of it! I found a pack of
condoms when I was cleaning his room!
The first and third nun gasp.
First nun: And what did you do?!
Second nun: *grins* I *****ed holes on all of them, of course!
And the third nun faints.