Saturday, February 06, 2010

Three Nuns

First nun: Do you know what I found when I was putting order to the
Father's office the other day? A bunch of porn magazines!

The second and third nun gasp.

Third nun: So, what did you do?

First nun: I burned them of course!

Second nun: Well, you don't know the worst of it! I found a pack of
condoms when I was cleaning his room!

The first and third nun gasp.

First nun: And what did you do?!

Second nun: *grins* I *****ed holes on all of them, of course!

And the third nun faints.