WILL LOVE THIS INTERVIEW

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood
mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he
expected to do this job since he was blind.
The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to
test him, places a piece of wood in
front of him, and asks, "What is it without touching it?"
The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir."
"Correct, says the manager, now try this one."
"That's a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers
the manager.
With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man.
He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the
blind mans face.
"I'm confused, says the blind man, "Can you turn it around?"
The secretary turns around and puts her arse in his face. The blind man says,
"Oh, you"re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of
wood that is. It's the shit-house door off a tuna boat!"